Thursday, July 12, 2007

When Press On Stomach It's Sore a little humor

would be ashamed. Suzuki's new in our country, knows more about history than you. "

The She heard a whisper:" To hell with the damned Japanese! ".

Who said that, asked the teacher. Again

Suzuki raises his hand and says: - "General Mc Arthur, 1942."

The class is silent and one of the guys back said: "I'm going to throw up."

The teacher about who was the disrespectful: "Enough
Who said that?

And Suzuki says: - "George Bush, Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

One student was furious and yells at the Japanese from the background: "Chupame it!".

Susuki, almost jumping in his chair,tells the teacher: - "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

who was number one in the class yelled, "I was first until I get this Japanese shit."


Y Susuki Answer: - "Mario Vargas Llosa - Peruvian Elections 1990."

class into a state of hysteria. The teacher passes out, chaos is rife.

While the boys are swirling around the vanished masterpiece, one of them exclaims:

"Shit, cagamos, and now as we leave this mess ?...."

- Y Suzuki says, "Nestor Kirchner, Buenos Aires, JUNE 2007 "